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Listen,.. Rub you cock in my food. Fine Cum in my salsa. Fine But don’t spit in it. That’s just gross. And would it kill you to sweep and mop the floor? Okay. That’s all I have to say. So, where are the corn chips? I’m hungry.
xtopherjo: 1/20/14: DIET WEEK #3 This past week was really difficult. I went to an art opening and had wine. Then this weekend I had a LOT of cocktails, chips and salsa and breaded chicken. I kept making bad eating decisions. And my scale is squat…
garden-of-vegan: tortilla chips with salsa, broccoli, cucumber, and carrot sticks with roasted garlic hummus, spinach salad with carrot, tomato, cucumber, and avocado, and navel oranges
assobsession: Happy Cinco de Mayo to all the mammacitas out there… This is starting to make it a happy one. Chips, Salsa and some Coronas
When you’re broke so you only order chips and salsa…and the waiter keeps looking at you like…. #areyoueatintho
zftw: genderthief: i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth she’s waiting for the salsa
blackmalehulks: cozycash: Those chips and salsa must be fire BLACK-MALE-HULKS ✨ #blackmaleHulks #BlackMaleKings
myprivatealonetime: alphaboyz: Yeah, the chips and salsa are great, but I’m more looking for my half-time blowjob. Unf.
Why is my stomach protesting so to my dinner of chips+salsa and ice cream when I’ve fed it this meal plenty of times before was this the last straw
dogstomp:My family will ignore actual tortilla fillings and instead waste huge amounts of tortillas and cheese on plain cheese quesadillas. It’s like if someone made some fresh salsa and you responded by ignoring the salsa and eating all the chips.>=v
ladypibb:Feeling like I’d love to eat my weight in margaritas & chips and salsa!!!!my manyvids / my wishlist
coldxharbor: I seriously lack any ounce of self control around chips and salsa
zftw: genderthief: i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth she’s waiting for the salsa
hogsandcuties: Get in from work - onesie, tortilla chips and salsa, Foster’s Home ^-^ I would glomp you while carrying some taco bell
shelikestosuckit: It was their special game, played with selected guests. After they filled bowls with chips and salsa, chilled the beer, and turned on the basement flatscreen, the others would arrive. John would give her a kiss and hand her the
beaubelly89: Chips and salsa are my weakness
luxray: when u dip ya chip in the salsa and get a lil bit of the salsa on u
garden-of-vegan: Vegan taco bowl: brown rice cooked in vegetable stock mixed with black beans, shredded butter lettuce, fresh corn, chopped tomatoes, sliced avocado, salsa baked tofu, hummus, and organic blue corn tortilla chips.
Friend: let’s have chips and dip Me: *eats the dip straight up*
Eating a ridiculous amount of chips and salsa
I always feel like my tortilla chip to salsa ratio is way off. Your average jar of salsa is like 20-30 ounces. And then you have a huge bag of tortilla chips with 16 servings or so. But of course for every 1 ounce of chip you need about 10 ounces of salsa
Bean dip, salsa and chips. #classic (at The New Mecca Cafe)
Watching Lord of the Rings and eating chips and salsa
vanityfair: In the Details | 12 Things You Didn’t Know About Neil Patrick Harris HE IS a native of Albuquerque, New Mexico. In moments of stress, he “reverts in a culinary way” to his home state, turning to chips, salsa, enchiladas, and margaritas.
itistimetodisappear: marquez-is-my-first-name: koujakus-blog: one time i was eating some chips and salsa with my mom and it was really spicy so i went “i feel like a dragon” because my mouth was fucking on fire and my mom just casually says “you
squided: A restaurant called “eat at your own risk” where the dress code is strictly very fancy white clothing (like white dress suits and white dresses), they only serve very messy food like sloppy joes and chips with salsa, it has very dim lighting,
popularlesbian: I’m writing a depression themed cookbook and the first recipe is plain store bought tortilla chips with no salsa or anything and you eat the whole bag
girlbeef: #girlbeef #Repost @sharlenef_8 ・・・ Assessing damage done on my last night in Texas with this cool double mirror shot. Today I have splurged on bean and cheese soft tacos, chips, salsa, guac, brisket, and chocolate. I have enjoyed my vacation
unclefather: police officer: *pulls me over* ma’am I noticed you swerving, have you been drinking tonight?me: no, officer. I’m trying to eat chips and salsa
mexicanfoodporn: El punto débil de todo Mexicano: papitas callejeras, limón y chingos de salsa. _____ The Achilles’ tendon of any Mexican: salty and crunchy street chips, lime and a generous pool of gastritis inducing hot sauce. Yes. #papitas
picklesoverpickles: Bout to eat chips and salsa for dinner
zftw: genderthief: i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth she’s waiting for the salsa Yup totes waiting for some dip
sensualplayfulpet: 1duckfacekilla: Let’s see, do I have everything: Chips and salsa - check Beer and wine - check Chicken wings - check My slut, naked and restrained to the coffee table for everyone’s fucking pleasure(literally) - check Yep I’m
I put too much salsa in my bowl for chips and now I have to eat more than I wanted to originally.
ahh the things a good shower and bowl of chips w/salsa will do. I may not destroy everyone today.
I figured out how to get just the right amount of salsa on my chip without having to pour an entire bowl..Just get it with a spoon!! Yayyy I am a scientist! Except now I’m out of chips and I don’t want to have to get up to get the other
yo why are guys such babes and I gotta be sitting in my undies eating chips n salsa like goals for 2014 find a babely guy who’s more of a loser than me and enslave him
mexicanfoodporn: El punto débil de todo Mexicano: papitas callejeras, limón y chingos de salsa. _____ The Achilles’ tendon of any Mexican: salty and crunchy street chips, lime and a generous pool of gastritis inducing hot sauce. Yes. #papitas #moncheo
maybe i feel sick because all i ate today was toast this morning, some chips and salsa and guacamole around 1-2 pm…and then 2 waffles two hours ago.
just-shower-thoughts:A major transition from child to adult is when you stop just dipping chips in salsa and instead, start scooping the salsa.
justdonttellonme: #1 Cored sliced apples with peanut butter, oats, nuts, and chocolate chips #2 Tofu spinach dip with raw veggies #3 Low-fat cottage cheese with fruit spread and unsalted pretzels #4 Tortilla chips and chunky salsa #5 Raw veggies and
